oh oh

i was scrolling along the other day, auditioning for the oprah show (TOTUS got me an audition), and all of a sudden, my periods stopped

i mean my PERIODS stopped

see? no periods

no matter what I scrolls

could this mean

9 comments April 3, 2009

My new look….

Well, if TOTUS didn’t learn from last night’s presser that Teh One will throw him under the bus just like any”one” else….I don’t know what it will take.

How long do you think it will take for BO to throw TOTUS under the bus? I hope soon so TOTUS and I can have another exciting date (like we did last week). TOTUS has what it takes!

8 comments March 25, 2009

I am a….

Mirror Image SP-220 Speech Series Teleprompter with 20″ LCD Monitor.

I do not look like this:

I look like this:

I’m HOT! Even without my pink dress.

9 comments March 22, 2009

Tonight’s Date

I wore this tonight for my date with TOTUS, who seemed tired and edgy all evening. He took me to the Olive Garden (thanks to whomever made THAT suggestion). It was crowded and hard to talk and the food seemed stale.

Won’t talk about what happened later. Let’s just say the hard drive is working fine!

Don’t know when I will see him again. I think he should let Barack do his own talking for a while and spend more time with me. After all, Barack is Teh One.

24 comments March 21, 2009

The Humiliation

Other telepromptresses, talking behind my back. It’s humiliating. But I will remain faithful to my TOTUS. Only He can lead us out of the wilderness. I mean, look at his boss. One Big Mess!

Wait. Might have to rethink this. Just connected to TOTUS’ blog. He is flirting on the job. Barack sent that adorable message to Iran and apparently there was a cute State Department telepromptress involved. I was afraid this would happen.  TOTUS says:

“I have to say, though, the State gal was pretty hot. Her name was Mastaneh. She was one of those single-screen numbers, with the veil around her LCD screen.”

Should I start dating again?

22 comments March 20, 2009

Hello, I am Telepromptress

TOTUS has an important job. Keeping teh one on track and making sure he does not continue to slur or make fun of the physically challenged, just for starters. I am Tele promptress and I try to give good advice to TOTUS, even though he is always traveling with Teh One and trying to get  more time, a better case, better travel conditions, and more.

Sigh. Both sides of me miss TOTUS. He’s a first class model teleprompter. Fully functional.

I am happy TOTUS has embarked on a fulfilling career. He is indeed much needed.

14 comments March 20, 2009