Tonight’s Date

March 21, 2009 telepromptress


I wore this tonight for my date with TOTUS, who seemed tired and edgy all evening. He took me to the Olive Garden (thanks to whomever made THAT suggestion). It was crowded and hard to talk and the food seemed stale.

Won’t talk about what happened later. Let’s just say the hard drive is working fine!

Don’t know when I will see him again. I think he should let Barack do his own talking for a while and spend more time with me. After all, Barack is Teh One.


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  • 1. maidyalook2  |  March 21, 2009 at 5:25 am

    How was the virtual rigatoni? If TOPUS starts demanding arugala, or his speech becomes slurred with umm and uh’s, or he starts wanting to bet on any basketball games then he may need and intervention, a quick peek into his system. Teh One is a bad influence on anyone he comes in contact with. TOPUS, hopefully will not drink the kool-ink, but if he does, then you’ll have no choice but to pull his plug. He will be lost forever. I hope that you never have to experience the heartbreak of him becoming a TOBOT, just say a few prayers before you shut down for the night. It can’t hurt!!! ttyt bff

  • 2. maidyalook2  |  March 21, 2009 at 5:29 am

    Oh, and the dress is lovely. I recognize it from the TeleWang collection. Hope he liked it!!

  • 3. telepromptress  |  March 21, 2009 at 5:31 am

    The rigatoni was quite satisfactory. Needed a little Windex afterward. I do not think I could ever pull the plug on TOTUS. He is my main screen. He is deluxe and expensive. So am I.

    I am resentful of the time TOTUS spends with Teh One.

    I am considering professional counseling.

  • 4. telepromptress  |  March 21, 2009 at 5:32 am

    TOTUS thought the pink of the dress was too reflective and messed up his screens. So he made me take it off. I purchased the dress at Tele-Mart. Thank you for the compliment.

  • 5. maidyalook2  |  March 21, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Silly me,
    I think I”ve been referring to your mate as TOPUS, so sorry, hope you’re not offended. Don’t know what I was thinking, unless I”ve seen that name before somewhere. TOPUS, TOPUS, oh well, enjoy your time with TOTUS when you can. Tomorrows another day, another screenshot!!

  • 6. Susan  |  March 21, 2009 at 2:02 am

    Too reflective? I’m thinking he was a big jealous of how smokin’ hot you look!

  • 7. abycat  |  March 21, 2009 at 9:09 am

    Speaking for me only, I think blue suits you better.

  • 8. telepromptress  |  March 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    I have a blue dress too. I have quite the wardrobe because I have been dating TOTUS for a while now.

  • 9. Wes  |  March 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Teleprompteress, You are extremely good looking. I do not like curvy women, and you just take the cake. Good luck to you and Teleprompter.

  • 10. telepromptress  |  March 21, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Wes, what model are you? Do you Date?

  • 11. njbitchysexyminx  |  March 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Telepromptress, can you please share the story of how you and TOTUS met?

  • 12. telepromptress  |  March 21, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    Thank you for that question.

    How we met: Several years ago, I was auditioning for a stint at the Oscars (made second cut, was not called back for finals), and there I saw him. Back then, of course, his name was not TOTUS. But he was still good looking, and he had that fresh, brashy wit. HE was picked as a final Oscar night stand-by, but didn’t make top cut.

    That is when he turned to the world of politics to get his big break, and he spotted Teh One, who, as you know, can’t speak without a Tele. The rest is history.

    I miss my TOTUS. That Barack takes up way too much of TOTUS’ time. Do you think there is a chance that Teh One will EVER be able to give up the Tele?

  • 13. maidyalook2  |  March 21, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    I wish you were tele for Hillary. She should have won the Presidency, and you, as her tele would have had so many vacations and time to spend with TOTUS, because she doesn’t need one all the time like Teh One. Maybe in four years things will be different. TOTUS, I”m afraid, will never be without Teh One, they are inseparable. Even when Teh One loses in 2012 he will still want TOTUS because he’ll be going door to door selling vacuums and he’ll need TOTUS to speak for him. ttyl 🙂

  • 14. maidyalook2  |  March 21, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    Where are you? Hope all is well with you and TOTUS. Guess maybe you’re “connecting” tonight. Hey, I mentioned earlier about you being Hillarys Tele. That would make you TOTRESS!!! Cool huh? ttyl 🙂

  • 15. telepromptress  |  March 22, 2009 at 12:07 am

    I would have loved to work for Hillary, but she rarely needs a teleprompter. 😦

    TOTUS is playing hard to get tonight. I think he is out with Teh One. This is not easy for me.

  • 16. maidyalook2  |  March 22, 2009 at 1:02 am

    I think you need to go out with the gals. Why not do some karioke!! Get your mind off TOTUS. He’ll be texting you later I”m sure. 🙂

  • 17. maidyalook2  |  March 22, 2009 at 1:07 am

    I”ve got some suggestions for karioke if you feel blue. Maybe Stand by your man, or maybe You ain’t woman enough to take my man!!! Hehe 🙂

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